The drugs don’t work with that handbag, darling
Next time anyone’s caught by the police with hard drugs, getting out of it is easy - just do what Paris Hilton did last Friday night. She claimed that the wrap of cocaine found in a handbag in the Cadillac she was driving couldn’t have been hers - because the handbag was far too cheap. Brilliant! Only it wasn’t perfect: The Las Vegas cop duly arrested her and her boyfriend Cy Waits. This is Paris’ third arrest in the last few months - one of them happened here in SA after cops found her with marijuana, but the charges were later dropped.
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