A woman who’s been stalking talk show host Ellen DeGeneres and her wife has been ordered to check in with a judge every 60 days. Karen Grace Sjoden has also been barred from electronic and physical contact with Ellen, her wife Portia, and Micheal Hathway, an associate of Ellen’s. The sentence comes after Karen was found trespassing on Ellen’s grounds. An eyewitness says Karen seemed incoherent in court. She was rambling on saying, “I sent a letter to Ellen asking her for a job, and I assumed she hired me...” We’re just glad to hear Ellen and Portia are safe!